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first time in the History of the WORLD anybody has published this diet.
Ask your doctor. He'll think you're nuts.
Will it work for you? How the Hell should I know! But it works for me :))) BUY Your favorite, gooiest jelly doughnuts. Mine usually come from Dunkin' Donuts. EAT one or two first thing in the morning with TWO large glasses of water. Do this ONLY on the day you decide you want to lose a few pounds. DRINK a LOT of water all day. (That's a good idea no matter what diet you're on.) If you're like me, you'll have little appetite the rest of the day and will LOSE WEIGHT within a day or two of the time you do this. I usually lose 3-4 lbs the week I do it. Go figure. (I do it maximum of two days in a row.) Even this piece of lunacy is copyright ©, JMB Communications, 1999. It works for me! Ask your doctor before you go on any diet! Updated November 14, 1999
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